One-shots:
Title: Breaking Barriers
Pairing: Noel/Julian
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1475
Summary: Noel has a party and Julian feels awkward, Noel makes up for it in his own special way.
Title: Fights, Fears and Affection
Pairing: Noelian
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: None of this has happened as far as I know, it all came from inside my strange head. (Italics are Robots in Disguise- What Junior band did next, but I changed junior band to juilan barratt.
Summary: Noel and Julian have a fight and Julian doesn't come home. A bit angsty and slightly fluffy with a bit of sex thrown in for good measure.
Title: Forgotten Underwear or She made me do it
Characters: Noel, Julian and a surprise one at the end
Summary: Noel and Julian get busy after the live show
Word Count: 1380
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Starts off as a pwp and ends up all angsty
Title: Home and a place in my heart for love
Pairing: Julian/Noel/Russell
Summary: Russell explains his feelings. If Julian and Noel make one whole person, surely there's room for one more in the equation?
Word Count: 983
Rating: PG-13 ish
Title: Howard's night with a hermaphrodite
Pairing: Howard/Old Gregg and Vince pops up in the end
Summary: What if Howard could love Old Gregg? And what exactly is a mangina?
Word Count: 1945
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Mangina Sex
Title: Lost and found
Pairing: Sue/Dee. Brief Dee/Noel. Mentions of Noel/Julian
Summary:
Word Count: 926
Rating: R
Warnings: Femslash, depression.
Title: My Precious
Pairing: Noel/Julian
Summary: In a pub, Julian waits for Noel to come back form the bathroom. But he doesn't come back. Written for </a></b></a>![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
toratio who requested: Protective!Julian. Don't care much of circumstances, just Julian protecting Noel. Hurt/comfort is love.
Word Count: 1453
Rating: R
Warnings: Mild Violence, Mild Sexual Assualt. Language.
Multi-chaptered:
Title: Losing my Addiction
Pairing: Noel/Julian
Summary: A story in which Julian prepares a wonderful evening for his and Noel's anniversary and Noel stands him up. Will Noel's drug problems tear them apart, or bring them closer together?
Word Count: 11950
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Drug use. Sexually graphic content
Title: Saved
Word count: 3203
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Noel/Julian
Summary: Noel phones Julian in the middle of the night, he's upset. Julian rushes to his aid.
Title: These Emotions
Pairing: Noel/Julian
Summary: The boys are filming the third series and something unexpected happens to Noel. Noel isn't happy and he ends up at a party.
Word Count: 6940
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Graphic Sexual Content. Homophobia.
The Horrors
Title: Boundless Need
Pairing: Tom/Faris
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: D/s. Light bondage. Spanking. Graphic sexual content. Fluff.
Word Count: 4017
Summary: The other band members don't know the full extent of Tom's power over Faris. A series of snap-shots of Faris and Tom's relationship.
Title: Drabbles times ten
Pairings: Faris/Rhys; Tom/Joe; Josh/Faris; Rhys/Josh; Faris/Josh; Joe/Faris; Josh/Faris/Joe/Tom/Rhys; Rhys/Faris
Rating: R
Word Count: 1008
Summary: 10 drabbles inspired by different songs.
Title: On the Floor at the Great Divide
Pairing: Faris/Rhys
Rating: R
Warnings: Character death, content possibly offensive to those with religious views
Word Count: 2662
Summary: Faris remembers the past year with Rhys while he sits in hospital.
Title: Perpetual
Pairing: Rhys/Josh
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 347
Summary: A Porn Without much Plot. Rhys wishes his moment with Josh would last forever.
Title: What's the use in making sense?
Pairings: Assorted
Rating: R
Word Count: 705
Summary: 10 drabbles inspired by 10 songs.
Warnings: Sex, not explicit. Fluff. Angst.
Title: What it's like to know
Pairing: Faris/Rhys
Rating: R
Word Count: 2065
Summary: Rhys is a cross dressing prostitute. Faris finds him fascinating.
Warnings: Frank talk about prostitution. Lack of sex.
Multi-chaptered:
Title: Everything Changes at Night
Pairing: Faris/Josh
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 13094
Summary: On one of Faris' night time wanders he happens upon Josh having a nightmare. This discovery changes their relationship while The Horrors tour the country.
Warnings: Potentially disturbing imagery, Blood, Explicit Sex.
Harry Potter
Title: Pursuing Pleasure
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1335
Warning: (highlight for spoilers) *Mild cross-dressing*
Prompt: Prompt #14: Kink fic. The harder core the better. Not gonna say a specific kink, because really, for it to be good it has to be author's choice.
Summary: Harry didn’t realise just how great obliging Severus’ underwear kink would be.
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- Mood:accomplished
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1335
Warning: (highlight for spoilers) *Mild cross-dressing*
Prompt: Prompt #14: Kink fic. The harder core the better. Not gonna say a specific kink, because really, for it to be good it has to be author's choice.
Summary: Harry didn’t realise just how great obliging Severus’ underwear kink would be.
A/N: Written for the Snarry-a-thon on
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snape_potter under my other username, nienna_seregon .Links: livejournal (locked) | insanejournal (unlocked)
- Mood:awake
Pairing: Noelian
Summary: In a pub, Julian waits for Noel to come back form the bathroom. But he doesn't come back.
Word Count: 1453
Rating: R
Warnings: Mild Violence, Mild Sexual Assualt. Language.
Disclaimer: I don't own them. I won't make any money from this. It is complete fiction.
Author's Note: Written for
toratio who requested: Protective!Julian. Don't care much of circumstances, just Julian protecting Noel. Hurt/comfort is love.The title was suggested by a friend of mine. She's got Lord of the Rings on the brain.
( he watched Noel’s arse as it swayed invitingly as he walked )
- Mood:happy
Anyways, in this quest for knowledge I came upon some interesting discussions about females writing males characters, and the pitfalls some writers fall into, and how to avoid them. It mostly came down to over feminisation of male characters. The most interesting part was the discussion of what makes someone masculine or feminine.
I was struck by how many people accepted stereotypes about both men and women: Women are more emotional, men care more about sex, etc. I've never been one to believe in gender stereotypes, so I found this a little... let's just say strange. I'm not saying that some men don't not care more about sex, or that some women aren't more emotional, but what always strikes me as odd is that people seem to think that the two can't go hand in hand. I have a friend who is one of the sluttiest people I know, but when he finds a woman he wants to have a relationship with he feels just as deeply as any woman, and gets hurt just as badly, when they break up.
On the other hand, I have a female friend who never has relationships and is always jumping from one man (and the occasional woman) to another. But then I have a brother who only wants long term relationships and is possibly the most emotionally open man I've ever met.
I also come from a family where all four of us (my mom, dad, brother and I) will watch a sad movie and we'll all cry openly, and then normally my mom will go find a box of tissues for us to use. But at the same time, it takes a lot in real life to make me cry, I'm the type to cry over spilt milk as it were.
I guess my point is this, having your male characters crying is not feminising them.
Writing resources as promised:
writing_sex : A community dedicated to everything you wanted to know about writing sex, but were afraid to ask.little_details : A community that helps writers with their research and fact-checking.Minotor's sex tips for slash writers : Should be self explanatory
A (beginner's) guide to Fanfiction : Includes grammar, punctuation and spelling need to knows as well and writing tips.
- Mood:accomplished
So I'm sick at the moment (fever, headache, tiredness) and I always have pretty strange dreams when I'm sick. The dream I had last night was pretty weird and boosh related, although not even close to the weirdest dream I've ever had (giving birth to a soap bottle) but it is about the boosh so I'm going to describe it. I need to stop rambling.
Ok, so, in this dream Noel was giving an interview and the interviewer asked "How did you and Julian meet?"
Noel said: "Well, Julian used to be an octopus, all big and pink and bulgy. And I used to be a salmon. Usually salmons and octopuses don't get along, because octopuses have that beak mouth in their anus that eats fish, but Julian's always been a softy, so it worked out. Plus, I get bonus tentacle sex. It's genius."
During this interview, I was seeing flashbacks of them dresses as their respective sea creatures, think the costume in the pilot when Noel has that squid/octopus thing on his head.
So the interviewer leaves and Julian comes in and kisses Noel and asked how the interview went. Noel tells him about the octopus thing and Julian gets this smirky, glinty eyed expression. Noel says "Wha?" and Julian says, "I think I could order up some tentacle sex for you, salmon lips."
So they go into this costume room and are trying to put together an octopus outfit when Justin and Colin (those two gay guys that do those interior design shows) come in and take over, dressing them up and whatever. Then Rich comes in and he says: "You know, you should use dildos for the tentacles. I'll let you borrow some of mine if you like." And then he held up a big bag of dildos.
And then I woke up. Damn.
- Mood:crazy
HEADLINE Payoff started out as two copywriting students, Paul and Rudi, from Cape Town making word-funnies on the interwebs. Not much has changed since then, although they are no longer students. Paul is a budding author who has been published in several South African magazines. He's finished his first novel which will be published later this year and has been commissioned to write more. Rudi is currently working at an ad agency and is the guitarist for the up and coming Cape Town band, Ashtray Electric.
Hp's blogs are probably the funniest pieces of writing I've ever read, and I say that completely objectively despite being close friends with them. Almost a year and a half in, HEADLINE payoff is gaining quick momentum, they have come second in a blogging competition hosted by one of South Africa's leading radio stations, published their own book and are now moving into the world of podcasting.
Throughout Hp's journey I have been priviledged enough to be the cheerleader, encourager, mother-er and, to steal a phrase from the Mighty Boosh, writer's caddy. As writer's caddy, I've earned the honour of appearing in Hp's podcasts. This is where the shameless self-promotion comes in. I honestly think these podcasts are hilarious, otherwise I wouldn't have done them and released them onto the interwebs. The goal is to get as many people to download it as possible, which is why I'm writing this here. They're about 30 min at the most. Go forth, and enjoy(Hopefully)
HEADLINE payoff on myspace
HEADLINE payoff on facebook
HEADLINE payoff on podcast
- Location:Inside your mind
- Mood:crazy
- Music:The Swing - Ashtray Electric
I did this because I realised it was terribly inflammatory and I have been thinking about deleting it for a while. I wrote it when I was in a very bad mood and I admit I was being unreasonable at the time. I misrepresented myself, and my views.
I'm sorry if anyone was offended by it, I really didn't mean it that way, I was just very frustrated at the time.
Yours apologetically,
Jane
- Mood:anxious
- Music:The sound of my heart beating
- Mood:drained
- Music:The Childercatcher - Patrick Wolf
- Mood:tired
EDIT
I did it. yay!
- Mood:frustrated
- Mood:tired
The topic was: Two descriptive pieces; one positive, one negative.
- Mood:creative
- Music:Girls in the back - White Rose Movement
Living in South Africa I have always resigned myself to the knowledge that I will never see my favourite bands play here. I don't think Robots in Disguise will be doing a South African tour any time soon, nor will IAMX or Nemo.
In general South African bands are kinda shit and always seem to be a step behind international music, but last night changed my view, and my life.
I went to see Ashtray Electric. It was only their second gig ever and good god they were amazing. I almost wet my pants they were so brilliant. The singer made love to everyone in the audience through the use of his microphone and the lead guitarist was a god among men. They play indie rock with an old school twist and a pinch of sex. The result is the most amazing ear-sex you'll ever experience.
I also came into contract with a few of the boys from the band Damn Right. I'd heard of them, but never seen them or heard their music. The guitarist is like the South African version of Noel Fielding, needless to say I was staring at him all night. They sound a lot like the sex pistols, but sort of modernised.
Last night, in short, was one of the best nights of my life.
Ashtray Electric can be found here
Damn Right can be found here
- Location:Heaven
- Mood:hyper
- Music:Shadows- Ashtray Electric
This is my first post in my journal, and I'm only doing it so live journal will stop badgering my about it.
Today is not a good day, in about 20 minutes I'm going to go for breakfast with my friend for what will probably be the last time. She's moving back to Belguim.
Her last day at school was on Tuesday and I spent the whole afternoon crying, which gave me one of the biggest headaches ever.
On top of her moving today, I start exams tomorrow, yes, my first exam is on a Saturday! Tonight is my friend's band's first gig, and I can't go because I have to write accounting in the morning. Oh, joy of joys!
So today, I feel very sorry for myself.
- Location:Cape Town
- Mood:crappy
- Music:Post cards from... - Robots in Disguise
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